cereal news post “When I met Emanuelle I was thinking of Macron”

when I met Emmanuel the Uber driver from South America on his little moped that’s strange night I was on a walk and found a huge amount of donated unaccepted goods over the Christmas holiday in front of Salvation Army along some heights area that had been previously under regarded as essentially part of Toronto anyway there I was wondering where the fuck did this area come from Emmanuel comes with his Uber walking right up to me saying hello My name is Emmanuel. I thought it was macaron campaigning much like I met JT (justin thomas) along lower king that weird day I was doing stuff with the banks. anyway i knew then that 1alvin would be so pleased with the goods i collected for him and everyone back home 2macron topic was huge gee whiz queer prez of france wife got me all writing fan fic exploits and what nautical charters those townships were there when i got to loading that area on the satellite cache how was i supposed to understand or know im not an AI and then i butt hurt leave quickly without saying good bye.

new cancer over update

it's the 29th now and I'm still in the hospital. I feel so much better now that all this cancer stuff is gone and they took out one of the drain fluid tubes. If the next drain fluid tube shows less than 30 cc they will remove it as well and I can go home. I still have a huge cash on my neck, but my joker smile is now for life. Don't fuck with me, lol patrice said I was made of stainless steel and I kind of believe him. I was really mad at first because I lost my voice, but I think it's gonna get better eventually or I'll just get used to having no voice I kind of sound like Marlon Brando or something or I kind of just sound like me after yelling at somebody for a really extended period of time. I feel pretty badly about how I initially reacted to my doctor. She got really mad and I never seen her again. I hope she forgives me but then again I haven't seen her so I don't know if she will. I told my mom the other day but she didn't reply so I just kind of feel stupid even bringing it up all that said I do feel a bit tired and I can't really do that much like in the ways of walking or doing stuff because I get winded. I'm sure eventually I'll get regained my strength and I'll be back up and running a no time.

Mandala Meditation Quotes

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too much theft in the world

check out this box of staples this girl ordered (photo at the end of article) https://www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/consumer-alert/article/ontario-photographer-receives-box-of-staples-instead-of-2577-camera-lens-they-ordered/

to porkchop frenchi

Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Your lack of words might though, as your eyes avert me. I quietly pray, to my dismay, for your words to reach me. I get you in parts, filtered in from the dark, where your bones lie staunch and dirty. If it's dirt dug up, I'll know by the tone, but the profiler knows to show me, the good in you that I don't get as you continuously ignore me. By the time we meet, it's all said and done, there's nothing that will smite me. Unless it's you of course, holding a stick, swinging it right at me. My bones may break then, but my heart won't, and you'll be very sorry. (second stanza i just made up now with no editing so pardon my rhyming) For true love is my goal and with that nothing violent will ever reach me. Abuse is done, I know it well, and I see past it rightly. You're deaf, you're dumb, and you might have a problem with that son. Ghostings for teens who don't know what feelings are, because they never had any. Last I checked you're an adult now so why are you so mean to me? It must be someone talking shit to you totally all about me. Listen carefully because its profiled to you, Im sold in parts, and you don't know me. So the profiler might tell you about me too, but you won't recognize me. A union is a friendship did and comes right back in at me. You deny it now but come down the line time will be unkind to your doubting. For all you know you might as well already mightily love me. But I get that you won't know until you come very close to me. That words are fun, a way to squirm, fly, and haunt other people to learning you. The curve is real and the arc remains true: I did love you, but it might have been in ancient times totally way back when. That times long gone but my heart knows I did and thats the bend the arc makes as i try to astral travel to see you. This poem is just but a way for me to tell you that I dont bite: Bark I do and its to say that awoooooooooooooooooo i do love you. Love me back: the pitiful cry of Joan of Arc will not die. Her tale is true the arc is clean and no martyr are we. Lets have some fun and party. Avoid adulting and act foolishly. Night time comes soon enough, don't be caught without me. I dont know where you go so take me next time you show Up to see your friends in the city. Because i live in an industrial town theres no one here thatll take me. So come show me what you like dont hesitate dont doubt me. But if you choose go and leave me alone I wont cry for you. Ill just know that next life though, itll be you coming after me. For true love is spent when you stay dead to someone happy to see you. Quelch this you try but smoldering ashes fly out tue phoenix my countries bird, blazing hot and splendid. Ready to do that thing again and wont it ever hurt me. I guess not because truth is rare and precious is the only thing that deserts me. No fault of mine its usually stolen from me By a traitor who was given access to my belongings where he showed me, a traitor true cold blooded hue of hatred and violence at me. But sticks and stones can break my bones and words will never hurt me. It includes the words you leave out because those words are well within you. So keep not saying what is true as I try to relieve my sadness at losing you this lifetime. So long ago did we meet maybe we were one person split in two changed genders too and now we have forgotten. But i say thats not true amd words words words is all ill ever do to you.

i was more beautiful before. my skin on my face now is super yucky. i dont understand what happened tonit. its multicoloured now with unpeeled rehealed skin that got too sunburnt (i dont know how) and its a different shape. because of my thyroid cancer (got that now) my neck looks thicker so my chin looks dumb. safe to say i dont look like my 20 year old profile pic anymore :( also i never get asked on dates (actually this never happened to me) or to hamg out with people i admire anymore. yeah life is super boring and lonely for me. i dont really like it anymore and would prefer to be dead already.

at sanctuary for shrimp dinner

random. someone told me two hours ago samctuary was having shrimp for dinner so here i am waiting for it. so hungry haha damn im so broke i hope its good i heard they were skewers but i dont know like all my brain can do is think of delicious shrimp

oh yeah i forgot a friend, max showed up too hehe so funny. isnt he just a darling haha

community

sometimes we have plenty, sometimes we have none, but most specially we like to have fun. be it night time or day, come what may, see us smile in the sun, bring our friends bag, dont forget it, run. ill bring the razor blades, you bring the foil, a barbeque is what we'll say were having- smoke fuming out: come! whats her number does she have one what about him? i know him. when did she go? did he die-we were friends- now i only have some. the community mourns as one. lets party we all say but we know its just for fun for all seriousness we died already chasing our friends one by one. dont mock or hurt is weve already been done. dont scorn or chastise us, we know. were not blind, deaf, or mute, we're broken, cold and alone ready to say hey hows it going cheer up we're still here, friends, and some. to those that passed before us we miss you and dont worry we still have it, what you left us, the memory of friendship come.

ode to fifteen crystal roses

spiral teardrop from my eye, overcome aquarium; the darkness in that valley thyne. crystal glasses, roses, drugs and time.

for the man on the bus, a poem.

financial institutions think im crazy crazy institutions think im fine my family must think im really lazy but dont tell me that you arent mine the man on the bus that day smelled so good he smelled of wood and soft water no shaving cream scent at all but his face was shaven earlier and the stubble was starting to show those are the details i did not miss but i sorely miss saying hello when i dont know what to do i become talkative but that day my crazy did shine through for i stared at him so intently instead he took note and fled on foot i wasnt hurt i wasnt sad i was still in shock because i had never seen such a wonderful looking man despite not speaking to him no talk at all if i ever come across him again i will stand my ground might be water or i may not have the strength but i believe one look from him ill be steadfast no fear and it will feel all too real so instead of hope i plot to be more sincere more outside and more on the bus we rode that october last last year. its been so long i wonder.

Good ONE

SOME QUIPS I WROTE ON X IM REWRITING THEM HERE COS THEY MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD I FORGOT SO MANY ALL BUT HERE IS A COUPLE BUM BUM GO BOOM BOOM - SAY TO PARTNER AFTER FARTING WITH STRAIGHT FACE UNTIL THEY TELL YOU TO STOP WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "DONT GET IT TWISTED" - SAY WHO SAYS THAT (BELTS PROBABLY)

CRASH: Thus, Y2K

probably the bank is the one who stole the money from all the casinos theyre the ones who started this mess by standing up for the indian girl who committed fraud while i was talking to her on the phone :/ as customer service. wtf bank. fuck no wonder people hate banks. every tent encampment is actually a revival of wall street back in the 90s or early 2000s remember that whole oust bankers thing they camped out on wall street ??? fucking assholes i dont doubt the bank pumped maRs the ad agency to make a gazillion ads on every cash game that is miscategorized as a casual or action game instead of casino in the app store. their skirting the categories leaves them room to make questionable casino advertisments served in ontario and thats against the agco’s rules. the bank and its marketing efforts ey. what do you think of my theory. id ask you to paypal me but its the bank that is stealing my casino wins that are sent out via etf because interac looks to be peoples trust which is visa and they collaborate on data for fraud checking. the issue im having is how the bank keeps fucking with me every time time does its little jolt ⚡️ and we go either backwards/forwards in time without succession so we do the same things over again without really noticing because it just happened or it happened the day before or we just keep going and pick up the pieces as we go along (my theory) so what happens here? i have a theory because it was clearly shown to me by example while i was homeless and witnessed this exact event as it keep coinciding with my understanding of the time. i used to be very good at keeping time and could wake every morning quite accurately at 5.6.7 whatever early time as long as i had the time the night before or i wake at the crack of dawn. the second a trace of sunlight touches my face my eye bolt open and im awake what. so in 2017 after i synched the three clocks and accidentally made halifax the same time zone on my laptop (not brackens old laptop and not the one i had been given - a macbook pro, but the one that alvaro bought to replace ny second one because he smashed mine on a bed frame and in a flash of guilt bought me anew refurbished in box macbook pro. that laptop) i did notice my timing was off because time snapped and i saw the start of it by coincidence on time and date . com as i was watching the suns rotation on it (it used to show the degrees of the angle of sunlight and earth axis in succession on time and date . com and one day i was watching it for a really long time and started seeing the pattern of numbers and then one second i saw a differnt number and slowly the pattern became jagged like and i realized time had just be len broken and fastforwarded like it jumped. i didnt think the two event were caused by each other but i think they might have been. i caught a huge rift in time AND synchronization and i think it was worldwide. it is within this space that the indian hackers are able to crack pages open because the time there is left blank- it simply doesnt exist. they (time keepers and systems) didnt add extra time to time to account for these irregularities maybe. but i did catch it and i have proof. wait. i just checked and i cant find it. i think someone stole it a while ago - ill have to keep looking but i caught the rift i paid for parking you know those parking meters some body stole my proof theyre probably reading this and are going to steal my story again but i want to tell the public. i caught the rift by paying for parking from the parking meters i saved those reciets the ones you put on your dashboard. in succession i walked along christie area past the park and paid along the entire way for parking just so id have those receipts as proof and somebody stole it from my documents. there was a growing misprint i noticed it on fast food receipts and knew it was the same thing and if not mitigated would end in disaster. thus Y2K. a mis-synch.

no one broke into my place and stole my phone sheesh

 it was on my bed. so dumb. 

im going to go meet up with christine balmes along college at some turkish cafe later this afternoon. shes such a doll giving me some mending and a couple necklace projects cos i dont have any money since the last four casinos never paid me any of the money i won. im out $600! shes giving me $50 for the projects. and now that were meeting later i have more time to shower. im not sure but i dont think i posted pics of us during the afro fest earlier this year. my pins i bought are gone- literally totally missing. not like phone yesterday which i found on my damn bed. but the pins i bought are totally gone from my apartment :( i dont even know where the top is either. i think its in my laundry somewhere. still have all the darks to do…. 

here we are during afro fest in woodbine park i think its called

these are the pins that are missing from my apartment

i think they were ten each i cant recall

we did some reading out loud when we got back to my place

and we each bought a sexy candle

repair cafe tahirt

​somebody stole my green repair cafe tshirt when i was homeless a couple years ago im not sure when it got stolen but i dont have it now and thats what happened to all of my clothes. because they were clean they were nice and i looked good in them. i got that tshirt volunteering. i just donated a laptop to repair cafe just today.

if i could slit all the throats of all the thieves that stole my stuff, i would. i dont care what it is they stole ill slit their throat no problem.

unregulated casinos stealing all my wins

​yeah, so I had a couple terrible experiences with the unregulated casinos first stop was Mr. but I won $240 after their play through requirements for their bonus and the fucker stole $140 from me just pretended it was bonus money and that was the end of that money I withdrew the money that was left as much as I could $77 but in my withdrawal, they took all of the rest of it as bonus money that’s what they said that it wasn’t my win anymore that it was their bonus money another unregulated casino just recently made me work $900 for them because I opted for a bonus on a $20 deposit. Oh wait I think it was $30 on a $30 deposit. I applied for a 75% bonus so they gave me an extra $22.50 but I needed to bet $900  and I managed to do it and accomplish that and I had $55 left remaining and I wanted to withdraw it so I withdrew it but now the casino this unregulated one financial documents they wanted proof of all of that to commit fraud all the documents that they need are all the documents you need to commit fraud like you can apply for a credit card with all that information really they had. They would have my address my date of birth. They would have proof of address they would have financial statements they would have everything you need to open a bank account pretty much except for my social insurance number and I’m sure that’s already online somewhere because of all of the theft that occurred when I was homeless , I’m just playing casino but tomorrow is my last day of playing casino online. I’m quitting online casino gambling because it’s too expensive and I can’t manage my desire to keep betting it’s worse than my addictions to drugs because the money is all there with drugs, I have to go buy it , so yeah tomorrow is my last day actually pretty much today is my last day of betting. I have $55 in an unregulated casino that I won’t expect any money from because I’m gonna have to submit fraud documents to them and I’m gonna have to trust them, which I don’t . I don’t know what to do like I don’t wanna give them any of my business whatsoever so much they stole $900. All of my educated guesses so much labour and intense like wagering. I’m just so disappointed in myself for even considering applying to bet in a unregulated casino they’re just not worth the risk they have no authority they’re gonna steal your wins  and you can’t do anything about it because they’re in another country  so all in all i made over $200 but i think spent just under $700 im gonna. heck i havent because im dreading the results haha probably spent less than that though i will have to take a look. isnt it horrible. meanwhile my cabinets arrived i paid $600 something for three cabinets one for all the sewing stuff one for all the jewelry making and another for everything else in the living room cluttering it up. theyre super cute well the sewing one is plain and the largest one. i have one that looks like a locker made of metal  matte black colour and another thats got this farm house barn door thing going on thats gray with a wooden top. yeah i have two more to assemble. and the doors of the white one dont fit the predrilled boles so im in a bit of a bind. everythings cluttering up the living room cos im injured. ill take a pic when its all set up. 

injured

​I fell last night trying to close the closet door by giving it a karate kick that totally did not work because I was wearing socks so I fell down on the ground in a split and now my inner knee hurts a lot. I think it’s bruised and somethings wrong like with the rotator cuff or something like it moves the other way now I’m just like so injured this is a piece of shit. i dont know what to do :(

mr bet casino scam

​so you know how i started online gambling, microgaming its called with the amounts i bet, anyway i just had this horrible experience with the mr bet casino. i used their app, its called breakout something breakout ball or something like that. you can find these casinos by searching for plinko. anyway i won like $240 and withdrew it but they only sent me $37 and literally proceeded to steal the rest of it by pretending it was all bonus money and that their withdrawal failed they said. so i withdrew the available $77 because the rest of it was “bonus money” because i deposited $25 with a 75% bonus. Apparently they took my win and said it wasnt withdrawable anymore, that it was now “bonus money” and that $77 was all I could withdraw. Just incredible. They are from Cyprus and let me just get the link and contact info because this place is a

legitimate SCAM

i was so fucking disappointed and sad and felt really cheated and wronged but they don't care they have a casino win wheeee go the mr bet employees wheeee goes mr bet! 

memes

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viral things to go on trend 24/7 fleeking the fads and bitcoining the COVIDs:

1. salvation stories out of depravity

2. diets 

3. fiats

4. nursery and school yard rhymes 

5. maps 

6. languages

7. predictability models

10. metals

11. electricity

12. if you journeyed in a vessel, what would you be living in? a dwelling? a home? an apartment? probably apartment right? anyway those things maybe they were called houses as my number 12 in this list of ​viral things to go on trend 24/7 fleeking the fads and bitcoining the COVIDs. Personally I think we need a new word for the physical structure apartment but an older term that may not LODGING nope i mean we need a new common term describing the physical structure of the apartment you live in that is social housing but in medieval times that may or may not have already morphed into a new word. Beyond renting or living, the name of the type of building. Co-op building but not building. Do you know this term? A new term for chassis that is more specific pointedly to the formation of a social class of renters that do not pay rent to a single landlord but rather to a common pool of resource for future developments. What is this structure called? I dont think theres a word Im looking for it. It will define our middle class here in Canada.