i wish i could be less dramatic and more "crying audience" 

or something more IMPACTFUL

and motivating

like when im telling darryl if you dont return my stuff im writing a police report

then get lazy and actually start to believe that joe is darryl and realize i need to find a new lost love

but i dont think there are any anymore i found them all 

except joe i havent found him yet 

(insert pic of joe)(insert pic of darryl 20 years later)

(insert pic of me same time as joes pics)(insert pic of me same time darryls pic 20 years later) 

im going to scream

to wax all his hair off with pine rosin

i had this HORRIBLE weird daydream vision
but maybe it was PORN driven
about darryl and his “mother” coming
to visit me in the woods (behind that parking lot)
it was that it wasnt his mother but rather the woman he used to take care of when
he had a good job, she has two kids but then he lost his job
and got on meth and she kept on with him cos of the MONEY
and hes been looking around for a REPLACEMENT
so thats why HE INTRODUCED ME TO HIS MOTHER
ohhhh FOR FUCKS SAKE
im internally howling
so the porno goes linda comes into the campsite and darryl is acting really weird
and fussy about it all and
YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT FROM THERE
just because she doesnt look much older than me and darryl said he was my age
the other maybe TABOO PORN twink shit would be
darryl is a 23 year old GAY VIRGIN and his mother wanted to MEET THE FIRST WOMAN HE WAS GOING TO DETHROWN (cos he told me to come threw)
so im not sure who is PHISHING SCAMMING ME WITH FAKE JOBS AND FAKE CHECKS
trying to get me in trouble with the LAW again
AGAIN AS USUAL
I THINK ITS STEVE POLYCHRONOPOLOUS THE ADAM SANDLER CHARACTER
NOT MY BASTARD LANDLORD
so i have to email that cute cop…
DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THE PORNO I IMAGINED
and this is why I GET IN TROUBLE
everyone wants to HEAR ABOUT THE STORY
omg im DYING
honestly i shouldve gotten the meat lasagna option
WHY DO WE HAVE TO CHOOSE
I WANT VEG AND MEAT
IN ONE LASAGNA

i have a semblance of a recipe for the perfume i made darryl
CUSTOM MADE IT OVER DOSED IT WITH GUAICWOOD AND BLACK AGAR
and i didnt KEEP A SAMPLE NOW HES GONE FRAUDING HIS NEXT TRAGEDY
im so forlorn i honestly believed in his verve
and i DONT actually do that, fall for anyones verve BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE ANY so im PISSED
ugh.
i want to do like physical things to him, in retaliation
BUT CONSENT WTFim mad
its not fair i would tie him up and slap the shit out of him
and wax his all his hair
WITH PINE ROSIN
not even honey,
obviously
MAYBE USE BEESWAX
honestly.
its not fair.