i wish i could be less dramatic and more "crying audience" 

or something more IMPACTFUL

and motivating

like when im telling darryl if you dont return my stuff im writing a police report

then get lazy and actually start to believe that joe is darryl and realize i need to find a new lost love

but i dont think there are any anymore i found them all 

except joe i havent found him yet 

(insert pic of joe)(insert pic of darryl 20 years later)

(insert pic of me same time as joes pics)(insert pic of me same time darryls pic 20 years later) 

im going to scream