how on earth

how does one arrive on a bicycle spend a few hours and leave with the host walking them to the bus with no word about the (missing) bike????????????????????? p.s. the bike was in my apartment hallway i was the host and the PIRKCHOP WAS FRENCHI I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THERE ARE THREE OF THEM THEY ALL LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE THE ONE WHO NEVER SPEAKS IS FRENCH THE ONE WHO SPEAKS WITH A FAKE FRENCH ACCENT IS GEORGE AND THE PORKCHOP IS EITHER GEORGE OR FRENCHI BECAUSE NO ONE CALLS PORKCHOP FRENCHI PORKCHOP THEY JUST CALL HIM FRENCHI TO HIS FACE AND PORKCHOP TO HIS BACK BECAUSE WHAT LIND OF ACCENT IS THAT GEORGE???????? fuckin LIAR !!!!!!!!!!