you were looking at bike parts on the library computer w4m

I don't write out theories on classifieds anymore but if I did, another would go like this:

You were looking at bike parts in the library and I thought who is that nerdy looking thing looking on craigslist for bike parts on the express computer. I was enjoying my morning having a coffee and going to the library and the whatchutalkinbout willis guy under the skylight and then there you were, a shining epic, a mythical drawing in true form, of the now adult youth who slayed Goliath. I thought you looked like a classic greek sculpture. With your narrow waist, flat abdomen, and wide shoulders, curly hair and hairy arms, you had the body of a god and I thought is this Zeus? If this man looking at bike parts on the libraries express computer is my true love, do I have the body to match? Does my bike look ok beside his? Are my flaws equally horrendous and monstrous that I have no chance with this nerdy lookin fella looking on craigslist for bike parts on the libraries express computer? Not just any library, *my* library. I’ve never seen this guy before, what is he doing here, and why is he looking at bike parts?

We never spoke but when you looked at me with your eye I knew it was true love.
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